Not as Unwell as You, Ann

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He hasn’t started to rot yet.

Is it Just Me?

Or is a certain washed-up Houston sports anchorman who wants to inflict christianism on the entirety of the populace…

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…beginning to look a good bit like a Red Lectroid?

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A Real Vampire and a Fake One

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I’m just sayin’….

How Can You Tell if the Rest of the Rich, Republican Elites in Congress Don’t Care About Your Well-Being?

I dunnow…

HOT

Just opening your eyes should do it.

How Can You Tell if Rafael “Ted” Cruz Doesn’t Care About Your Well-Being?

Here’s how: Is your name Rafael “Ted” Cruz?

No?

Then Rafael “Ted” Cruz probably doesn’t give a shit if you live or die.

Yes,Ted – It is About the GOVERNMENT Respecting People. And YOU Are the Government.

An undocumented alien who illegally passes himself off as a U.S. Senator has had another hissy fit:

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) faced some unexpected guests at his Obamacare town hall on Tuesday night, enduring a pair of hecklers multiple times during his speech.

Video footage from NBC News shows Cruz’ audience shouting “USA! USA! USA!” to compete with the protesters. The Washington Post reports that Cruz also received chants of “you have health care, we should too!” from the hecklers.

“Thank you for sharing your views,” he said, according to the paper. “You know, part of the First Amendment is about respecting others.”

Really?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances

Apparently, Mr. Harvard Law Scholar (a title that apparently is acceptable if you’re a christianist psychopath and have skin lighter than Barack Obama’s) thinks that the First Amendment regulates individuals (something that all of the tort-reform-fraud-ers who buy Republican legislators such as Cruz will be iterested to know) rather than acting as a prohibition against government action and as a command to the government to listen to the people when they have a gripe.

So Mr. (Illegally-Employed) Government Employee, STFU and listen to the people, you know…

the people who actually pay taxes who actually know what they are talking about re: Obamacare.

Ted Cruz: Undocumented Alien

How Can We Miss You if You Don’t Stay Away?

At the outset, I have to note this – which doesn’t directly involve Marie Ann-toinette:

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Is it just me, or is Shepard Smith beginning to resemble a cross between John Boehner and the cartoon image of Dick Sargent in the opening sequence of the later episodes of Bewitched?

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I’m just sayin’….

Now, as for Marie Ann-toinette:

In his first interview since November’s presidential election, Mitt Romney compared the end of the 2012 campaign to the sensation of getting off a roller coaster.

Ann Romney said she believes the couple has done well with the post-election “adjustment,” likening it to roles they have had in their church.

“In our church, we’re used to serving and you know, you can be in a very high position, but you recognize you’re serving,” she said.

No, Ann – you’re used to having your own definition of “serving.”

For Mitt the Flip in 1968, “serving” meant living in a French chateau and frolicking on beaches after rough days of recruiting new mormons. For almost every other American male of his age in 1968, “serving” meant the very real possibility of being kidnapped by the miltary and thereafter being forced to live in mudbogs in Vietnam and to die in rice paddies in Cambodia.

Also Not From The Onion (Really)

Low-pressure weather; high-intensity, doubled-down douchebaggery.

The mayor’s office is currently being flooded with offers from would-be volunteers who want to assist in the recovery effort.

Obviously, Donald Trump is upset about this. Because it’s taking attention away from Donald Trump.

More significantly, though, for Trump, Sandy is problematic because clearly it’s just one big sympathy ploy from Obama. “Hurricane is good luck for Obama again – he will buy the election by handing out billions of dollars. Not only giving out money, but Obama will be seen today standing in water and rain like he is a real president —don’t fall for it.” Yes, neonatal care babies being evacuated in the midst of a storm — what a windfall for the president.

Salt Lake Sanity

Those who know him(s) best – he’s down by about 500% in the state in which he illegally ran for (and somehow actually became) governor – least want Mitt the Flip to set foot in the White House.

Now, lets travel west from Massachusetts along I-80…

From the Salt Lake Tribune…

Really:

[I]t was Romney’s singular role in rescuing Utah’s organization of the 2002 Olympics from a cesspool of scandal, and his oversight of the most successful Winter Games on record, that make him the Beehive State’s favorite adopted son.

Sadly, it is not the only Romney, as his campaign for the White House has made abundantly clear, first in his servile courtship of the tea party in order to win the nomination, and now as the party’s shape-shifting nominee. From his embrace of the party’s radical right wing, to subsequent portrayals of himself as a moderate champion of the middle class, Romney has raised the most frequently asked question of the campaign: “Who is this guy, really, and what in the world does he truly believe?”

The evidence suggests no clear answer, or at least one that would survive Romney’s next speech or sound bite.

If this portrait of a Romney willing to say anything to get elected seems harsh, we need only revisit his branding of 47 percent of Americans as freeloaders who pay no taxes, yet feel victimized and entitled to government assistance. His job, he told a group of wealthy donors, “is not to worry about those people. I’ll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.”

Where, we ask, is the pragmatic, inclusive Romney, the Massachusetts governor who left the state with a model health care plan in place, the Romney who led Utah to Olympic glory? That Romney skedaddled and is nowhere to be found.

There is, of course, an opposing view…

of sorts:

Are you kidding? We need to vote for Mitt because if there’s anything the Bush administration taught us, we learned that credit card wars, reducing taxes for the wealthy, big pharma giveaways, and enabling wholesale Wall Street fraud are character building activities. Vote Mitt, because there’s still more profit to suck out of the middle class. While we still have one.

We also need to vote for him to appease whatever alien race has taken root in the bodies of him and his family…

Right?