When they say strong…
…they must mean strong odor.
One rule of life is: If you ever find yourself about to say “Do you know who I am?”, don’t. You’re probably not as important as you think you are.
But as with all rules there are exceptions that prove it.
I thought the only exception to this was when Jerry Seinfeld was on Larry King Live a few years back and had to genuinely ask King if he knew who Seinfeld was because, based on some of the things King was saying, it really seemed as it King didn’t. (Yes, Seinfeld has been a jerk lately re: PC-ness, but c’mon. Everyone does know who he is.)
Now we have another exception.
And now, the seemingly unrelated – yet ever-so-relevant – money shot:
Yes, the sockpuppet lives…
and just as cluelessly as ever.