Apparently, Republicans Only Believe in SOME Kinds of Tort Reform

You know, like eviscerating the ability of people who suffer real, actual injuries to sue (even after having gotten rich off of such suits), while on the other hand….

A bill introduced in the Texas House today would award cisgender students who shared a bathroom with a trans student $2,000, in addition to legal fees, for any ‘mental anguish’ the cisgender student suffered.

Rumor has it that the devil is in the details, as the specific language of the bill specifies that, despite only being applicable to Texas, all legal fees are to be split between Barney Frank and a well-known exterminationistic payday-lender-defender lawyer in Maryland.

That last paragraph may be sarcastic…

or it might be appropriate.

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