Never-Done-a-Real-Day’s-Work-in-His-Life Rich Boy Tucker Carlson Proves He’s Fox ‘News’ Material

The one-percenter spawn has himself a little sad about last night’s episode of SNL:

Over the weekend, social media reportedly erupted over a Saturday Night Live segment spoofing feel-good Toyota commercials. In the SNL version, actress Dakota Johnson plays a young lady saying goodbye to her father as she appears to be joining the U.S. Army. As the segment ends, it turns out that she is actually being picked up by ISIS terrorists in a Toyota truck.

On Sunday, Carlson described the sketch as “appalling” and “kind of funny.”

“The question is, should we be mocking ISIS?” he asserted.

“Comics push the envelope and every once in a while they are going to push it too far, and it’s going to bust wide open,” co-host Anna Kooiman opined. “And sometimes when you want to cry, you need to laugh instead. And you tell a joke about it.”

“I’m kind of for comedy that goes as far as it can,” Carlson said. “But I always feel like with shows like SNL and comedy in general, it does stop short of the sacred cows on the left.”

“I would love to see an SNL sketch like making fun of transgender bathrooms, for example,” he added. “You will never, ever see that.[“]

But of course.

SNL would neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever do a sketch about male-to-female transitioning that could have been written by an immoral, trans-exterminationist payday-lender-defender lawyer from Maryland, would it?


Of course not.

Stay consistent, Tucker.

If you ever somehow say something that’s even close to being accurate, you’ll disqualify yourself from the Fox ‘News’ universe.

1 Comment

  1. Tuckered is just sad that even with all his money, elite private schooling & family connections – he can’t get SNL to do a skit about him. He’s that boring & pathetic a middle aged frat boy.

    He really should try to avoid it. The last time he went up against a comedian he had his ass handed to him.

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