The Continuing Saga of the Eric Cantor Cashing-In Chronicles

Yes, poor pitiful Eric lost his primary.

Then he began to pout.

Then he decided to resign as House Majority Leader while staying on to (allegedly) represent his Virginia congressional district:

Cantor didn’t bother to finish his current term supposedly representing his Virginia constituents. He resigned from office effective August 18.

Just two weeks later Cantor has gone to his reward. Cantor will receive a huge, fat, lucrative, awe-inspiring, 1-percent-making, mansion-jet-and-yacht-buying, zillion-figure paycheck from his Wall Street/corporate constituents. He will become board member, vice chairman and managing director of investment bank Moelis & Co. (It typically takes longer than two weeks to negotiate a senior position like this one, if you know what I mean.)

Maybe he had the same person negotiating for him that made Chad “Rosa Parks, Jr,” Griffin into The Half-Million Dollar Sham?

Just a thought.

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