And in Other News: Lesbians Sue for Equal Time

Former sports anchor for Houston’s CBS affiliate and current right-wing psychopath state senator and Lt. Governor wannabee Dan ‘ask me what my real name is, because it isn’t Dan Patrick’ Patrick had himself a bit of a hissy fit about yesterday’s Texas gay marriage decision.  He either went on a bender and stayed up til 5:11 am or got up early and made the mistake of tweeting without caffeine.

Either way…

DoofusDan

Maybe he’d be best served by going back to his old job, painting himself blue and waiting for the next Houston Oilers home game.

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