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Pic of the Day: Jan. 26, 2014 (Special ‘Chris Christie’s Summer Home?’ Edition)

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Somewhere near the Tennessee-North Carolina border, Dec. 31, 2013.

D’Souza? Ind’icted? D’oh!

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It couldn’t have happened to a smarmier, more hypocritical piece of slime.  (Okay, I guess it could have happened to Mitt Romney, but the propaganda-mongering liar who made the sub-Willie-Horton-ad, anti-Obama crockumentary to attempt to aid Mittens is something of a start.)

From DKos:

Federal prosecutors in New York indicted conservative commentator Dinesh D’Souza on Thursday, on charges that he funnelled contributions to a Senate candidate in 2012 and then reimbursed the donors—a practice that is very, very illegal. D’Souza’s also charged with “causing false statements to be made to the FEC” in connection with these donations, by which the U.S. Attorney’s office means that D’Souza caused the campaign in question to mis-report the money it received (since it didn’t actually belong to the named donors).

So just which campaign is it? Well, last cycle, the only contribution D’Souza appears to have made is $5,000—the legal limit, for the primary and the general election combined—to Republican Wendy [] Long, who ran a hopeless campaign for Senate in New York and got obliterated by Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand. D’Souza’s wife (or possibly ex-wife) Dixie D’Souza also contributed the same amount on the same day[.]

Of course, it could have been some other campaign, but if it was Long, that would explain why the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York (based in Manhattan) is investigating. D’Souza also lives (or at least, recently lived) in New York, where he used to be president of a tiny Christian school called King’s College, before he was forced to step down in 2012 after revelations that he was having an affair with another woman.

Memo to All Legal Immgrants Who Were Non-White and Not Named Justin Bieber but Who Were Deported Over Some Hyper-Picky, Non-Violent Criminal Infraction

Singer Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday on suspicion of drag racing and DUI in Miami Beach, police said.

If this lawless, no-talent piece of garbage is not deported and permanently banned from the United States, sue said United States and keep suing.

Internet Ads Run Amok

Actual screensnap from the website of WXIN (Fox 59) from its page on the Purdue shooting:

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Sockpuppet Alert

In the comments section at a Baltimore Sun piece on the possibility in 2014 of rectifying Maryland’s 2001 law giving non-trans people the special right to discriminate against trans people:

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I encourage ENDABlog 2.0 readers to think about whether or not that wording seems more likely to have actually come from a ‘Patrick’ or from a vomitous bug

or perhaps an alleged gay man allegedly named “Vic”

or perhaps even from an alleged 70-year-old woman who allegedly lives in North York, Ontario and allegedly had an encounter with a trans woman at a Toronto-area Y some unspecified number of years ago.

Why Neither the Cowboys nor the Texans Are Likely to go to the Super Bowl Any Time Soon

How to Get a Super Bowl

I saw this on George Takei’s Facebook feed – making note of something that the states of Washington and Colorado have in common based on a certain recent change to their states’ laws.

North Dallas Forty?

Try Harris County Zero – and holding.