“I just couldn’t believe that someone would make up some things like that”

…says someone who quite possibly had never heard of Fox ‘News’ (or The John or The Bil or radphlegms either for that matter, but in this case it is Fox ‘News’ at fault.)

The lie:

In a Tuesday report, Fox News radio host Todd Starnes turned his daily outrage to allegations that students at Brooklet Elementary School had returned from the Thanksgiving holiday to find that the school’s administration had decided to “confiscate the Christmas cards” that teachers had posted outside classrooms.

The reality:

“The decision to move the poster had nothing, absolutely nothing, at all to do with any type of religious conversation that is going on in the county,” Martin explained.

The principal said that the Christmas card poster had been moved to a faculty work room in order to accommodate the privacy request of one teacher.

And now the school has been flooded with angry calls and emails because of the misreporting.

Said everyone at Fox ‘News’ in response to being proven to be liars yet again:

Benghazi! Benghazi! Palin! Benghazi! Benghazi! Obamacare! Socialism!  Website! Benghazi! Birth certificate! Benghazi! Missing white blonde girl! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!

I hereby assert that that last part is actually true.

I also am sending my resume to Fox ‘News.’

I should qualify for at least two rounds of interviews, no?

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