Mama, When I Grow Up I Want to be an Economically Treasonous Societal Leech Who Does Nothing Even Remotely Close to Productive (as that Word is Understood by Common, Working People) but Instead Gets Paid Millions Upon Millions of Dolllars for Building Shell Game on Top of Ponzi Scheme on Top of Three-Card Monte Game…

all while being aided and abetted by a legal framework that I bribed into existence with the ill-gotten gains from my previous shell game that was built on top of a ponzi scheme on top of three-card monte game.

It’s that time of year again. Most of the nation’s big banks have disclosed how much chief executives earned in 2012. While some had their compensation cut, others received hefty raises.

Lloyd Blankfein: $21 million

The CEO of Goldman Sachs (GS), took home a pay package totaling $21 million.

On top of his base salary of $2 million, Goldman Sachs’ board granted Blankfein a nearly $19 million bonus: $13.3 million in stock and $5.6 million in cash.

Still…

I definitely don’t want to be a payday loan shark lender or a lawyer who works for them (a gal has to have some standards.)

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