Now Accepting Donations to Buy the Romney Campaign a Custom-Made 747 With Roll-Down Windows

The truly pathetic thing about this isn’t simply that someone who is arrogant enough to believe he deserves to be president doesn’t understand why airplane windows don’t open…

During a Saturday fundraiser in Beverly Hills, Calif., which took in $6 million, Mitt Romney expressed his concerns over Ann Romney’s emergency landing on Friday. The candidate cast doubt on the mechanical design of airplane windows, in a general sense.

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous….” he said.

The candidate’s complaint about sealed plane windows quickly went viral on social media. Some are making fun of Romney for not knowing about the risks involved with an open window, while others think it might be just a joke.

The Romney campaign did not immediately respond to a request to comment.

Rather, its the fact that I found the above L.A. Times item via a Google search on ‘Romney windows’ and it was the second hit.

Mitt, find yourself another country to be part of…

you know, like you’ve already done for  your money.


  1. How much can he get on a trade in for his screen door submarine?

    • I’m sure he’s holding out for a non-transexterminationist radphlegm.

  2. “How come this plane has no dog rack on top?”

    • Because in the mind o’ Mitt, any dog that isn’t willing to run along side – hopping from cloud to cloud – is part of the canine 47%.

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