All News Items About Religion Should be in the Business Section

Not just scientology scat:

The Church of Scientology is trying to contend with the greatest scandal its ever seen–the impending divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Media sites are reporting that Holmes is leaving Cruise because he planned to indoctrinate their young daughter, Suri, and send her to a camp for young Scientologists. 

The church sent out an email instructing members on how to “stand up for their religion” and instruct sites like Microsoft and Google to take down anti-Scientology content. 

Up next after ‘TomKat’…

Cruisevolta?

2 Comments

  1. Huh, THIS is the “greatest scandal Scientology has ever seen”?

    I would have thought that subjecting wayward members to imprisonment would be a bit more scandalous, but I guess this “thinking” thing is a bad habit I ought to “go moderate on”.

  2. The Tomkat breakup is the latest segment in the many-part plan that is Operation PC Freakout. The COS moves in mysterious ways.


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